March 2012
9 posts
I can never look at Coca-Cola the same after... →
Next time I have a test, i'm definately doing what... →
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February 2012
15 posts
“Ey Mr. Johnson if you keep sayin dinosaurs extinct din how tha fuck they tape Jurassic Park?”
Prom is coming up, Take a look at these slutty... →
“Kyra soundin like Dark Vader runnin around the track over there, she needa lay off the Mcdoubles!”
“When I die I want y’all to take my ashes and put them in someones Kool-Aid powder that would freak them tha fuck out!”
“Gary and me gonna get lil fridges for our lockers, Whenever you’re parched BAM I hit you wit a Sunny D.”
“Yo Tre sling me that Dasani, gots my throat all dry. Soundin like mufuckin Chewbacca or sumthin.”
“If we woulda live like a hundred years ago my cousin Damien woulda killed Hitler, no doubt about that.”
“God damn earphones keeps gettin tangled in my pocket, its like there’s little ass smurfs in there loopin them up!”
“Mr. Johnson call a ambalance! Tre got a nasty paper slit on his finga!”
“Brett grab my mug! This machines got free water!”
“Mikey ill give you my wafers if you eat this here gum i found under the desk.”
“Mr. Johnson tell me if we gonna get nap time in this class, cuz if we is i’mma bring my Snuggie.”
“Romeo was a pussy, I woulda plowed Juliet on da first date.”
